Italy and France in final!!! The first all-european final since 1982. Italy won the last all-european final in 1982. Are they going to repeat it in 2006??? We'll see!
I have been cheering for France in their games vs Brazil and Portugal but I am not their fan, so like Euro 2000 I will join ranks with my brother and support Italy.
Let's hope the Portuguese lose by a wide margin today. Here is a not so funny but related joke:
Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark.
Through her binoculars she could see it was Cristiano Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark! The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time.
At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white England tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.
On reaching the yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away.
As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"
"That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country."
"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?"
Of course the poor boy wants to be at Madrid, but nobody said he was welcome. Anyhow RVN is also leaving (Capello and Bayern are interested in him) while Chelsea has signed Ballack and Shevchenko.
Good luck qualifying for the next Champion's League.
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I have been cheering for France in their games vs Brazil and Portugal but I am not their fan, so like Euro 2000 I will join ranks with my brother and support Italy.
And This time they will win :-)
Let's hope the Portuguese lose by a wide margin today. Here is a not so funny but related joke:
Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark.
Through her binoculars she could see it was Cristiano Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark! The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time.
At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white England tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.
On reaching the yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away.
As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"
"That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country."
"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?"
:-))
forza italia!
Some one gets some of his own medicine:
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=373556&cc=5901
I love to see Cristiano Ronaldo in Real Madrid next season!!!!:)):))
Of course the poor boy wants to be at Madrid, but nobody said he was welcome. Anyhow RVN is also leaving (Capello and Bayern are interested in him) while Chelsea has signed Ballack and Shevchenko.
Good luck qualifying for the next Champion's League.
I thought you were going to make a summary of what happened in the World Cup and why (in your opinion) they happened.
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