Montreal!
Faculty of Music, Mcgill University, Montreal
Gozaareshe Behzad Bloor dar BBC ro dar morede shahre Montreal mikhoondam.Kollan gozaareshe badi nist vali bazi az etelaa-aatesh kheili dorost va kaamel nist.Akshaaye Mehdi Jami ham be nazaram kheili baa salighe va baa deghat entekhaab nashode.
Mavaaredi ke az nazare man dorost yaa kaamel nistan:
1-Tarak tarak khordane aasfaalt haa be dalile sarmaast.Vali inke az nazare sarmaa Montreal baa New York moghaayese shode az nazare man eshtebaast.Dar zemestaane Montreal kheili az roozhaa havaa az -30 daraje ham sardtar mishe. Dar zemn boodjeye shahrdaariye Montreal baraaye moghaabele baa sarmaa az boodjeye tamaame shahrhaaye dige dar Canada bishtare.Dar Montreal vaghti barfe sangin miaad baa estefaade az maashin haaye makhsoosi (ke az mahalle hamoon boodjei ke goftam tahiyye mishan) belaafaasele barfe piaade rohaaro jam mikonan dar haalike dar safari ke zemestaane emsaal be Toronto daashtam didam ke dar asare yek barfe sangin rafto aamade mardom (che piyaade che savaare) mokhtal shode bood va khabari ham az maashin-o damo-dastgaah haaye dige nabood!Aasfalthaaye khiaaboonhaaye asli ro ham taghriban har saal avaz mikonan vali khob zamaane avaz kardaneshoon daghighan ghabl az sho-rooe zemestoone banaabarin dar zamaane baazdide nevisande aasfaalthaa hanooz terak khorde boodan.
2-"1% Taxi khaali too khiaaboon peydaa mishe" : Man nemidoonam in yani chi?Tooye Downtown ke taghriban 50% maashinaa Taxi-ye khaalian, khaarej az Downtown ham khob aslan kasi (joz dar mavaarede vije ke Taxi telephoni savaar mishe) ,Taxi savaar nemishe.Tehran nist ke Montreal-e! Shahr baraaye khodesh kolli system-e hamlo naghle shahri daare ke khodaaish estefaade kardan azash kheili raahate banaabarin age khaarej az Downtown shomaa be jaaye Bus yaa Metro ,Taxi begirid pooletoon ro door rikhtid!Zemnan khub bood ke dar chenin gozaareshi az Metro-ye fogholaadeye injaa tarif mishod!(Raaje be Metro-ye Montreal yek kalame ham neveshte nashode vali az forooshgaahe Akhavan kolli tarif shode!!!)
3-Inke Montreal az madood shahraaiye ke badtarin restoraan haaye momken ro daare dar hadde ye joor JOKE!!! Inke bazi az restoraanhaaye Iraniye injaa be vasileye ye edde aadame kallaashe kolaahbardaar edaare mishe che rabti be restoraanhaaye Montreal daare?!Faghat baraaye mesaal migam ke Tabestoonaa kheili az Honarpishe haaye Hollywood yaa Basketballisthaaye NBA ke az America miaan injaa be jaaye ghazaa khordan dar restoraan-haaye mojalal too hamin restoraanaaye OLD-MONTREAL va khiaaboone St.Catherin ghazaa mikhoran!Be alaaveye inke injaa kolli restoraane chini,arabi,hendi,va az hame behtar yoonaaniye baahaal daare!
4-Be nazare man gozaareshi ke raaje be forooshgaahe Akhavan neveshte shode bishtar janbeye tablighaati daare!In forooshgaah , forooshgaahe khubiye vali inghadr ham shaayesteye tarif va tamjid nist ke yek paragraphe bozorg az in matlab ro behesh ekhtesaas bedan!
5-Inke hame be zahmat baahaat ingilisi harf mizanan ham dorost nist yaa hade aghal kaamel nist.Be joz dar daaneshgaah-haaye faraansavi va mahallehaaye 100% faraansavi neshin ke be zahmat mishe baa kasi ingilisi harf zad, dar baghiyeye jaahaa hameh be raahati baa shomaa ingilisi harf mizanan!
6-Dar morede jodaaiye faransavi haa va ingilisihaa ziaadi eghraagh shode!
7-Dar jaai be parchame shiro khorshid eshaare shode ke saltanat talab boodane Iranihaaye injaa ro dar zehn tadaai mikone!!Dar haalike Shir-o Khorshid hich rabti be Pahlavi nadare va az hamoon ebtedaa ke parchame 3 rang be voojood oomade neshaane shir-o khorshid ham roosh boode.Ba'd haa dar zamaane pahlavi yek Taaj behesh ezaafe shode.Taghriban 90% az parchamaai ke man injaa baa neshaane shir-o khorshid didam oon Taaje kazaai-ro nadaaran.Va aadamaai ham ke in parchamo be rasmiyat mishnaasan aadamaaye saltanat-talab nistan!
Mavaaredi ke az nazare man dorost yaa kaamel nistan:
1-Tarak tarak khordane aasfaalt haa be dalile sarmaast.Vali inke az nazare sarmaa Montreal baa New York moghaayese shode az nazare man eshtebaast.Dar zemestaane Montreal kheili az roozhaa havaa az -30 daraje ham sardtar mishe. Dar zemn boodjeye shahrdaariye Montreal baraaye moghaabele baa sarmaa az boodjeye tamaame shahrhaaye dige dar Canada bishtare.Dar Montreal vaghti barfe sangin miaad baa estefaade az maashin haaye makhsoosi (ke az mahalle hamoon boodjei ke goftam tahiyye mishan) belaafaasele barfe piaade rohaaro jam mikonan dar haalike dar safari ke zemestaane emsaal be Toronto daashtam didam ke dar asare yek barfe sangin rafto aamade mardom (che piyaade che savaare) mokhtal shode bood va khabari ham az maashin-o damo-dastgaah haaye dige nabood!Aasfalthaaye khiaaboonhaaye asli ro ham taghriban har saal avaz mikonan vali khob zamaane avaz kardaneshoon daghighan ghabl az sho-rooe zemestoone banaabarin dar zamaane baazdide nevisande aasfaalthaa hanooz terak khorde boodan.
2-"1% Taxi khaali too khiaaboon peydaa mishe" : Man nemidoonam in yani chi?Tooye Downtown ke taghriban 50% maashinaa Taxi-ye khaalian, khaarej az Downtown ham khob aslan kasi (joz dar mavaarede vije ke Taxi telephoni savaar mishe) ,Taxi savaar nemishe.Tehran nist ke Montreal-e! Shahr baraaye khodesh kolli system-e hamlo naghle shahri daare ke khodaaish estefaade kardan azash kheili raahate banaabarin age khaarej az Downtown shomaa be jaaye Bus yaa Metro ,Taxi begirid pooletoon ro door rikhtid!Zemnan khub bood ke dar chenin gozaareshi az Metro-ye fogholaadeye injaa tarif mishod!(Raaje be Metro-ye Montreal yek kalame ham neveshte nashode vali az forooshgaahe Akhavan kolli tarif shode!!!)
3-Inke Montreal az madood shahraaiye ke badtarin restoraan haaye momken ro daare dar hadde ye joor JOKE!!! Inke bazi az restoraanhaaye Iraniye injaa be vasileye ye edde aadame kallaashe kolaahbardaar edaare mishe che rabti be restoraanhaaye Montreal daare?!Faghat baraaye mesaal migam ke Tabestoonaa kheili az Honarpishe haaye Hollywood yaa Basketballisthaaye NBA ke az America miaan injaa be jaaye ghazaa khordan dar restoraan-haaye mojalal too hamin restoraanaaye OLD-MONTREAL va khiaaboone St.Catherin ghazaa mikhoran!Be alaaveye inke injaa kolli restoraane chini,arabi,hendi,va az hame behtar yoonaaniye baahaal daare!
4-Be nazare man gozaareshi ke raaje be forooshgaahe Akhavan neveshte shode bishtar janbeye tablighaati daare!In forooshgaah , forooshgaahe khubiye vali inghadr ham shaayesteye tarif va tamjid nist ke yek paragraphe bozorg az in matlab ro behesh ekhtesaas bedan!
5-Inke hame be zahmat baahaat ingilisi harf mizanan ham dorost nist yaa hade aghal kaamel nist.Be joz dar daaneshgaah-haaye faraansavi va mahallehaaye 100% faraansavi neshin ke be zahmat mishe baa kasi ingilisi harf zad, dar baghiyeye jaahaa hameh be raahati baa shomaa ingilisi harf mizanan!
6-Dar morede jodaaiye faransavi haa va ingilisihaa ziaadi eghraagh shode!
7-Dar jaai be parchame shiro khorshid eshaare shode ke saltanat talab boodane Iranihaaye injaa ro dar zehn tadaai mikone!!Dar haalike Shir-o Khorshid hich rabti be Pahlavi nadare va az hamoon ebtedaa ke parchame 3 rang be voojood oomade neshaane shir-o khorshid ham roosh boode.Ba'd haa dar zamaane pahlavi yek Taaj behesh ezaafe shode.Taghriban 90% az parchamaai ke man injaa baa neshaane shir-o khorshid didam oon Taaje kazaai-ro nadaaran.Va aadamaai ham ke in parchamo be rasmiyat mishnaasan aadamaaye saltanat-talab nistan!
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